Its always a good sign when the first line of an email says “my roommate and I haven’t killed each other yet.”
When someone tells me to "Act normal" and "Be myself"
Eric: Tall, Dark, and Handsome
Love notes from the kitchen staff at Houston int’l airport. Hahaha. Made my morning.
Don’t let the sunshine fool you, it’s -9 here in Denver. AND I LOVE IT
I can’t resist because, hey! A black whelk!